fihisoh:

wouldn’t it be HILARIOUS if I put my education on Facebook as Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry???? wouldn’t that be so fresh???

drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

I’m crying so hard beacuse i went to go delete my history and

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google knows what’s up

it’s funny because i am a 16 year old girl and i was talking about deleting clubpenguin because i didnt want anyone to know i still go on and i just realized that the majority of you reblogged it for a completely different reason

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you  hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead

spookymormon:

please stop asking me about my future ill cry

thehansoloist:

These photos were taken a few seconds apart.

backdoorteenmom:

lol and you think government conspiracies aren’t real?

owldee:

calling out slut shaming hells yes

yolownly:

homeostasis-central:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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the elder swear

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