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bugmouthh:

lesserjoke:

No, frankincense was the name of the wise man, not the gift he brought. You’re thinking of frankincense’s monster.

rosentraume:

rosentraume:

polliewog:

whatthefuuuuuuccckkkk:

the way americans are obsessed with the fuckin military is terrifying. I work as a cashier so I occasionally have to ask for donations for whatever the cause of the moment is. people will donate all the fuckin time to the troops but not only will they ignore homeless children, but they joke about it. they’re over here like “haha I have my own hungry children to feed” or “they should be donating to me I’m hungry” or other just straight up stupid unnecessary shit and it’s cruel, joking about homeless fuckin children. yet the mere mention of troops and they’re throwing all their money at me. these people are glorified murderers and americans eat that shit up and worship the ground they walk on. the brainwashing is un-fuckin-real

nflstreet:

Laughing very hard about calling a 77-year-old man a ‘thottie’